|Title:||Vampires of the Neverwood|
|Date:||2/19/2021 - 3/6/2021|
|Address:||Annex Theatre, 1100 E Pike St, 2nd Floor|
|Hours:||7:00 PM - 9:00 PM|
|Cost/Cover:||Please see website for details.|
When Jonelle Dinklebreeze is forced to return to her hometown of Pipistrellus on a mission to retrieve the mythical Solstone, she stumbles upon a side quest that turns her whole world upside-down: half the town has gone missing! Kidnapped by those fiendish vampires, no doubt!
Now, under the guidance of the unpredictable Quest Master, she must team up with her estranged sister, gather three party members, save the townspeople, and maybe -just maybe- find the Solstone before it’s too late!
But surprises lurk at every turn in the Neverwood
This decide-thine-personal-disaster style comedy is action-packed with pole dance fighting, dungeon crawling, over 20 different puzzles, sitcom-esque setups bound to trigger your social anxiety, several odd subplots involving Chicken Marsala and a Lacrosse team, and so much sexual degeneracy, it’ll have you wondering, “How has YouTube not taken this down yet?” Whether you choose to follow the path of Realism, Pessimism, or Optimism, you’ll discover a unique and unforgettable adventure each time you hit Play.
Annex Theatre is proud to present: Vampires of the Neverwood.
Welcome to the party. Roll for initiative.
*CAST & CREW*
-Anya Knees as Jonelle Dinklebreeze
-Maddy Nibble as Cherelle Dinklebreeze
-Jordan Michael Whidbey as The Quest Master
-Cody Smith as The Meat Shield -er- “Melee”
-Olivia Lee as ALL THE PRINCESSES
-Matt Dela Cruz as Desperately Seeking a Spinoff
In order of appearance
-Jesse Calixto as Monk Fritz / EdVard / Diner Dash Patron
-Jasmine Joshua as Monk Zuzu / Vlad / Diner Dash Patron
-Michael Castillo as Monk Steven / NosVaratu / Diner Dash Patron
-Vincent Milay as Ferdinand the Green Wizard
-Shawn Shaffer as The Headmaster / Mushroom Mordecai / The Pigeoneer
-Casey Bowen as Coach Booty Shorts / The Gloryhole Ghost / Rattlestar Galactisnake
-Kelly Johnson as Brucella Orphansnatch & The Magical Talking Doors
-Helen Roundhill as Old Lady Phyllis & The Vampire Queen
-Andy Brown as Mr. Rainbows
-Aaron J. Shay as Hunky Hungright
-Amalia Larson as Queen Swedish Fish Bloomers / Diner Dash Patron / Maxibat
-Lyam White as Henry Toughsacks / The Bouncer / The Smoker
-Marcus Gorman as Darven & Cat Sledsman
-Sailor St. Claire as Sister Summer Clarence & Draculaurence
-Ruby Bouche as Bataro, a.k.a Terrible Local Drag Queen Thelma Turgy
-Maggie McMuffin as Dinklelamriel, the Pervert Fairy
-Rachel Tyrell as Progressive Insurance Agent / Random Homosexual Vampire / LIGHTNING
-Visage Legs LaRue as Carmella Andromedary
*The Dungeon Masters*
-Written and Devised by Butch Alice and Anya Knees
-Directed by L. Nicol Cabe and Brendan Mack
-Stage Managed by Emily Cioc
-Kickass Original Music by Aaron J. Shay, Keegan Wiltshire, and Josh Zimmerman
-Edited by Arabella Bautista, Ruby Bouche, Keegan Wiltshire, Robert Roth, Butch Alice, Anya Knees, Jonelle Enmore, Rachel Tyrell, and Tristan Fairchok.
-Puppets by Butch Alice and Emmett Montgomery
-Produced by Annex Theatre
-Special Thanks to Xris Ex Nil, without whose technical know-how, none of this gay shit would have been possible.
THIS IS A TWO-DAY ADVENTURE THAT RUNS TWICE A WEEK ON TUESDAYS/WEDNESDAYS AND FRIDAYS/SATURDAYS. WHEN YOU JOIN US, KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALONG FOR THE RIDE ON CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS. THE PLOT AND CHARACTERS OF THE SHOW LARGELY DEPEND ON YOUR CHOICES, SO IT WILL NOT BE THE SAME SHOW WEEK TO WEEK. IF YOU PLAY ACT 1 ON TUESDAY, BUT PLAY ACT 2 ON SATURDAY, YOU WILL BE VERY CONFUSED. AND TRUST US, THIS PLAY BORDERING ON INTERACTIVE VIDEO GAME IS WEIRD AND CONFUSING ALREADY, YOU DO NOT NEED TO ADD TO THAT. WE GOT YOU COVERED.
THANK YOU! HAVE A NICE DAY!
|Event is:||Every Tue, Wed, Fri, Sat|